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Build a Lego Flux Capacitor... need to hit 88 MPH now.
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Monday, March 19, 2018 8:45:55 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Animation | Movies | Tech
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 |
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:50:48 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Funny | Tech
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008 |
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JEEESUS KRIST what will they think of next! My friend was looking for microSD cards on ebay and came aCROSS this and told me "this is what you need".
More Pictures (click below links)
iBible Features
iBible Close up
iBible Package
Here is the ebay page archived to PDF as proof.
ibible.pdf (554.93 KB)
~VIVA TECHNOLOGY~ |
Wednesday, May 7, 2008 12:32:15 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Funny | Tech
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Monday, December 11, 2006 |
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I was out shopping and I found this cool little Robot pencil sharpener. Open his chest plate, stick your pencil and start turning. The cool thing about this sharpener, is that when you turn the pencil it also winds up the robot. Mr. Robot also can hold your pencil when you are not using it. All the pencil flakes are stored in his knoggen. His new home is on my desk, so I can COMMAND him to sharpen my pencils when I want.
More Pictures:
robot_sharpener.jpg (17.97 KB)
robot_sharpener_windup.jpg (18.89 KB)
Link to buy:
Web Link to Product Page at Target
PDF archive of Web Link: robot_sharpener.pdf (145.96 KB) |
Monday, December 11, 2006 12:09:48 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 |
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Looks like those Linux servers got a taste of RUINING over at YouTube.com.
(click on image for large version)
Thanks Los for seeing that crap
YUP! |
Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:41:35 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Friday, April 21, 2006 |
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I found this little Apple iBook picture on a Microsoft Server 2003 advertisement page. What is up with all this cross advertisement... or is it some graphic designer STICKING it to the MAN . Well anyways... here is a screen shot of the page that I found it on.
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Friday, April 21, 2006 2:05:48 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 |
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I was looking at some videos about Apple Computer's history and noticed that Microsoft is either secretly 0w|\|ing Apple Lovers by sponsoring videos about Apple. Or maybe they are just trying to get Apple users to switch... or maybe they don't even know that they are sponsoring these videos. I would like to think it is to Piss off all the Apple nerdzzzzz. YUUUUP!
Here is where is the link to the videos: http://news.com.com/1606-2-5937610.html?tag=nl.e433
I pointed out the Microsoft Sponsorship with a big red arrrow and YUP!
Click for large image
Click for large image
PS.. I checked these out cause the 666.66 caught my EYE.
~VIVA NATAS~ |
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 9:32:34 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 |
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I know that Exchange 12 Beta 1 was released on the 1st of this month but, I finally got around to building a Virtual PC with Server 2003 / Active Directory so I could try it out. I finally did, and well here is my "review shot", I am not going to give you a written review because most of you would get bored within the first sentence. Others would just see MICROSOFT and click the window closed. You could also search the INTERNETZ for more "indepth" reviews than mine. SOOO saying that, I just created some screen captures of what it looks like to save you the ass pain of setting up a test lab enviroment just to look at this... THING (Star Wars fans will get that one). So here is my Visual Review of Sexchange 12.
Click HERE for Slide Show
~VIVA OPEN SOREce~ |
Wednesday, March 8, 2006 10:23:08 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 |
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Looks like somebody at Microsoft STOLE an idea that my buddy Hoover had like 3 years ago. His idea was to make comic book like marketing material for software. He also foreseen doing some type of movie/commercial with a classic comic book look. Well this isn't the 1000th time this has happened to Hoover on the RUINING of his ideas, he just needs to stop writing secret internet cyber code and HURRY UP. If I had a penny for each idea that was swiped from his greasy mitt, I have more POWWER than you could possibly imagine.
Link to Microsoft page with Ad as an Image |
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:30:35 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Friday, October 28, 2005 |
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I have been working with the Google search appliance for about a year, and MAN! support is a bitch with these.
Here is a picture of our THIRD replacement.
Every time we receive a replacement it was because the issue we were having was a "known issue" and the fix they gave us was a new appliance. The other night we had a planned power outage, so we shut down all of our servers for it. After 8 hours we powered them all back on, and what do you know the only one NOT to come up was the yellow one. Maybe the ones we have are yellow because they are lemons or maybe we should just HANG ourselves. I really hope this THIRD CHARMER gives us better luck cause the next time we have a issue that is resolved by sending out another, I will have to pull out my Light saber and DESTROY this robot.
Here are some more HIGH QUALITY pictures
Remote Access Droid
Remote Access Droid 2
Bezel
Status Lights
Reboot Button
Unboxed
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Friday, October 28, 2005 5:30:06 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Sunday, October 23, 2005 |
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This is a System Administrator "work bench" of JUNK.
PS... Treo's SUCK to support |
Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:05:45 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Friday, October 14, 2005 |
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Yesterday I went to dell.com com and got this...
I bet one of there web server RAID arrays got RUINED like all the Dell raid arrays I have seen these days.
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Friday, October 14, 2005 9:58:21 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Thursday, October 13, 2005 |
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I think it is HELLariUS that Microsoft in a NICE way is saying to Palm "0\/\/n3d".
I created this picture above to show what Microsoft should have put on the AD.
-M1cr050fT- has hit the FRAG Limit.........
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Thursday, October 13, 2005 2:43:31 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Monday, July 11, 2005 |
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Here are a couple of words that make me feel sick when I see them.
INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
UNEXPECTED_KERNAL_MODE_TRAP
IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
FAT_FILE_SYSTEM OR NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
ATTEMPTED_WRITE_TO_READONLY_MEMORY
PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
and finally
KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
I hope this is the only time I have to look at these again... but I do admin windows systems so I am sure I am doomed. VIVA the INTERNETZ!!!
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Monday, July 11, 2005 9:24:30 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Sunday, June 19, 2005 |
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Today we bought a new 2005 1/2 Volkswagen Jetta and coolest part of the car is this little light diffuser.
Click Image for Close Up
These are the kinds of things I like to see on stuff that costs a bucket of cash. I know it is just a small VW emblem on a light but DANG... that is attention to detail. They must know that things like that make nerds like me drool.
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Sunday, June 19, 2005 9:10:17 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Friday, March 11, 2005 |
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Here is something to do if you want to mess with a Web Developer that uses Windows and Internet Explorer. First create a folder called notepad on the desktop. And that is it, you are done. Now everytime the Developer is in Internet Explorer and is debugging code or something, and trys to "view source" a "notepad" folder will open instead of the NotePad application. See how long they cry before they figure (google) it out.
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Friday, March 11, 2005 10:48:50 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Monday, January 24, 2005 |
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Looks like MS is trying to make it seem like IE has a RSS feed feature, or HAS a "NEW" feature. Here is an image on the front page of the Microsoft.com, it makes it seem like IE has a new feature, when it does not.
Here is where the image on the Microsoft LINKS to
CHUMPS...even if they did make a RSS reader feature, I bet it would suck like the .NET one they made or funded.
VIVA GAZA!!! |
Monday, January 24, 2005 10:18:04 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 |
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Seems some kids feel the same about the Gameboy DS not supporting the old NON GameBoy Advanced Carts. Check out this LIMITED EDITION GameBoy DS with battle damage. These kids RULE for doing this, here is a crappy cell phone picture of the GOODNESS.
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 10:06:53 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Friday, July 30, 2004 |
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This is the day we should just play Quake all day long. And hand out what is in the picture to USERS that come to us on this day of the Sys Admins. |
Friday, July 30, 2004 11:11:26 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Friday, June 25, 2004 |
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Here is a Treo 600 Reset Tool a friend of mine created. Every body with a Treo NEEDS to have this. Picture of the Treo 600 Reset Tool |
Friday, June 25, 2004 11:06:59 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Monday, February 2, 2004 |
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This is one of the coolest MAC’s EVER seen!
Image Found at www.creativemac.com |
Monday, February 2, 2004 11:16:06 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 |
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An article at WinPlanet States that in Mid-2004 Release there will be a free upgrade for First-Generation Windows XP Tablet Pc Edition Customers. I haven’t seen this on the Microsoft site so we will have to see if this is true. Link to WinPlanet Article |
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 11:09:07 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Microsoft has released Services for Unix 3.5, they have added Server 2003 and other enhancements to Services for Unix 3.0. One really nice thing is Microsoft finally is giving this away for FREE. I wonder if they are going to refund all the suckers that paid for the previous versions? Link To MS SFU |
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 11:07:13 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Monday, December 15, 2003 |
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This was an Idea that some of my friends and I had like 2 years ago, looks like somebody made it. Basically it is an office in a network appliance, email, file server, domain, webserver, dns, print server, wireless, etc... Link to Site
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Monday, December 15, 2003 10:48:21 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Why wasn’t this put in to Outlook 2003? I guess MS will just buy them out and add it to Outlook 2005. News Gator RSS News feed for Outlook |
Monday, December 15, 2003 10:46:57 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, December 10, 2003 |
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This is what technology is ABOUT!
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Wednesday, December 10, 2003 10:41:46 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Friday, November 7, 2003 |
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Microsoft released there Voice Command application for Pocket PC and Mobile PC, I hope it works as well as all the voice commanded devices in all the scifi shows I saw as a kid. MS Voice Command Link
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Friday, November 7, 2003 10:21:21 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Friday, October 31, 2003 |
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Make sure to keep those firewire drives plugged in to your mac when you upgrade your OS to Panther, NICE "feature" helps you get rid of all your data off your firewire drives. At least Windows XP didn’t REMOVE data. Here is a link that has more info |
Friday, October 31, 2003 9:19:35 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Thursday, October 30, 2003 |
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I went to a microsoft Security and Strategies Conference, and learned some news on there plans for future windows patches. They are going to put a "roll back or "undo" feature for all there patches, so if the new patch breaks something you can revert back to the old state and resolve your issue, then reapply. I think this might BITE them in the ass, cause if I were a Cyber Pirate, I would create my scripts/viruses/trojans to uninstall or "roll back" / "undo" patches similar to how some current ones disable Virus scanners and Firewalls. This is just my thoughts WHICH may not mean anything to you. But then why are you reading this... |
Thursday, October 30, 2003 9:18:43 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, October 29, 2003 |
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Here is the new Helpfarm BLOG with RSS support. RSS support thanks to www.michaelhoover.org |
Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:17:42 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Tuesday, October 28, 2003 |
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I finally got a cool worth something gadget from a Tech conference. A 64mb USB memory Pen by Wolverinedata! I know USB memory isn’t the newest technology, BUTT it was FREE and it is MINE NOW. It got my SEAL OF APPROVAL , for ONE reason... you say cause it writes in black, has 64mb of memory, supports windows 98SE and up, MAC OS 9.x and up, supports Linux 2.4x and up, or maybe cause it is SILVER. I say NOPE cause it was FREE!!!
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Tuesday, October 28, 2003 9:14:28 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Monday, October 27, 2003 |
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Well reading this STILL makes me feel BORED about Microsofts New OS Longhorn. I still have not found anything interesting about it besides the new file system that will suck I bet. Here is some linkage if you care.Linker
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Monday, October 27, 2003 9:11:26 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | | Tech
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Friday, October 24, 2003 |
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I Finally found a decent blog for all my usless time on earth. VIVA TEXAS! |
Friday, October 24, 2003 9:08:18 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Monday, September 22, 2003 |
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R0b0T soldiers would RULE, anything dealing with RObotzzzzz rules. I want one to beat peoples asses that bother me. I want an R2 unit that has a built in Mallet to SMASH with. Check out what out goverment is doing with Georges Ideas.
http://www.sundayherald.com/36926
Taken from above:
A Scottish computer company has designed Star Wars inspired robot soldiers for the Pentagon.
ROBOT soldiers manufactured to kill enemy troops have been designed for the Pentagon by a tiny Glasgow computer company which is set to make millions from the deal.
Essential Viewing says the technology comes straight from the world of science fiction. Chief executive Simon Hardy said the technology had its nearest equivalent in the Star Wars movie Attack Of The Clones.
“Our technology means you can steer an unmanned tank, plane, boat or a robot on the frontline from a military base behind the lines or in another country. The intention is to create wars without humans. We are going in the direction of Stars Wars and Attack Of The Clones-style combat.” |
Monday, September 22, 2003 9:01:49 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003 |
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These are errors are ones I LOVE to see, that aren’t Windows Errors... Why do people still use that old technology UNIX.
Warning: file(/www/Cornelius/templates/techopolus.com/style.css): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 210
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Warning: fopen(/www/Cornelius/quotes.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 215
Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003 8:57:28 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Saturday, August 30, 2003 |
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I saw this funny AD the other day and wondered what those Microsoft Marketing people are thinking. I thought unix was free, well for the most part besides the ones that suck (I won’t go into that), FREE BSD = $FREE$, OPEN BSD = $FREE$, REDHAT = $FREE$ ... Humm so this add dosn’t seem valid, I do like and use microsoft products BUTT sometimes there marketing sucks.
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Saturday, August 30, 2003 8:48:34 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Thursday, August 28, 2003 |
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This is the coolest toy I have seen in a long time, I hope there will be a way to put my own video on them. They should release the codec, there are already mini cdr disks that would fit in it. I want one only $50 bucks for the player:
The VIDEONOW player is the ultimate, portable personal video player -- just for kids! It’s instant, on-the-go entertainment with no wires to hook up and nothing to download or install. Just pop in a disc and enjoy up to thirty minutes of your favorite shows in black and white --like American Idol, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, and, coming soon, "A Day in My Life by Hilary Duff."
The VIDEONOW personal video player comes complete with a special sampler VIDEONOW personal videodisc featuring over a half dozen excerpts from some of today’s most popular programs.
Each circular, eighty-five millimeter VIDEONOW disc contains up to thirty minutes of uninterrupted content. VIDEONOW discs feature a special proprietary format and will not fit into or play on other media players.
The VIDEONOW player is four inches by six inches with a black and white LCD screen that features sixteen levels of grayscale, contains 80 by 80 pixels and measures 1.7 by 1.3 inches, resulting in quality picture.
LINK: http://www.hasbro.com/videonow/
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Thursday, August 28, 2003 8:45:32 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003 |
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If Jesus was here on earth as an Admin this is his quote after reading Firewall Logs similar to the one below. [JESUS:----> "JESUS F$%KING KRIST!!!"]
Firewall Log example: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:56:03 AM Unrecognized access from 64.80.63.183:3427 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:56:09 AM Unrecognized access from 64.80.63.183:3427 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:56:56 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.56.171:4396 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:56:59 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.56.171:4396 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:58:36 AM Unrecognized access from 148.245.176.171:1028 to UDP port 137 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:59:21 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.243.162:2937 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 10:59:27 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.243.162:2937 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:01:10 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.84.97:3305 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:01:13 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.84.97:3305 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:01:19 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.84.97:3305 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:02:38 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.235.126:2832 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:02:41 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.235.126:2832 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:02:47 AM Unrecognized access from 64.81.235.126:2832 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:03:00 AM Unrecognized access from 64.83.12.93:2177 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:03:00 AM Unrecognized access from 64.83.15.244:2699 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:03:03 AM Unrecognized access from 64.83.12.93:2177 to TCP port 135 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:03:03 AM Unrecognized access from 64.83.15.244:2699 to TCP port 135
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003 8:41:41 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | | Tech
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