Joey Ramirez - Tech

LEGO - Flux Capacitor

Beavis Christ — Mon, 19 Mar 2018 16:45:55 GMT

Build a Lego Flux Capacitor... need to hit 88 MPH now.

Gigs of Satan

Beavis Christ — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:50:48 GMT

iBible WTF

Beavis Christ — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:32:15 GMT

JEEESUS KRIST what will they think of next!
My friend was looking for microSD cards on ebay and came aCROSS this
and told me "this is what you need".

More Pictures (click below links)

iBible Features

iBible Close up

iBible Package

Here is the ebay page archived to PDF as proof.

ibible.pdf (554.93 KB)

~VIVA TECHNOLOGY~

Shapen My Pencil: ROBOT!

Beavis Christ — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:09:48 GMT

I was out shopping and I found this cool little Robot pencil sharpener.
Open his chest plate, stick your pencil and start turning. The cool
thing about this sharpener, is that when you turn the pencil it also
winds up the robot. Mr. Robot also can hold your pencil when you
are not using it. All the pencil flakes are stored in his knoggen.
His new home is on my desk, so I can COMMAND him to sharpen
my pencils when I want.

More Pictures:

robot_sharpener.jpg (17.97 KB)

robot_sharpener_windup.jpg (18.89 KB)

Link to buy:

Web Link to Product Page at Target

PDF archive of Web Link:

robot_sharpener.pdf (145.96 KB)

Hopptie Tube

Beavis Christ — Tue, 09 May 2006 18:41:35 GMT

Looks like those Linux servers got a taste of RUINING over at YouTube.com.

(click on image for large version)

Thanks Los for seeing that crap

YUP!

iBook on a Microsoft Server Advertisement?

Beavis Christ — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 21:05:48 GMT

I found this little Apple iBook picture on a Microsoft Server 2003 advertisement page.
What is up with all this cross advertisement... or is it some graphic designer STICKING it
to the >MAN . Well anyways... here is a screen shot of the page that I found it on.

Click Link to View Screen shot

Microsoft Using Apple to Advertise

Beavis Christ — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:32:34 GMT

I was looking at some videos about Apple Computer's history and noticed
that Microsoft is either secretly 0w|\|ing Apple Lovers by sponsoring
videos about Apple. Or maybe they are just trying to get Apple users
to switch... or maybe they don't even know that they are sponsoring
these videos. I would like to think it is to Piss off all the Apple nerdzzzzz.
YUUUUP!

Here is where is the link to the videos: http://news.com.com/1606-2-5937610.html?tag=nl.e433

I pointed out the Microsoft Sponsorship with a big red arrrow and YUP!

Click for large image

PS.. I checked these out cause the 666.66 caught my EYE.

~VIVA NATAS~

Microsoft Exchange 12 Beta 1

Beavis Christ — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:23:08 GMT

I know that Exchange 12 Beta 1 was released on the 1st of this month but, I finally got around to building a Virtual PC with Server 2003 / Active Directory so I could try it out. I finally did, and well here is my "review shot", I am not going to give you a written review because most of you would get bored within the first sentence. Others would just see MICROSOFT and click the window closed. You could also search the INTERNETZ for more "indepth" reviews than mine. SOOO saying that, I just created some screen captures of what it looks like to save you the ass pain of setting up a test lab enviroment just to look at this... THING (Star Wars fans will get that one). So here is my Visual Review of Sexchange 12.

Click HERE for Slide Show

~VIVA OPEN SOREce~

I have foreseen it...

Beavis Christ — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:30:35 GMT

Looks like somebody at Microsoft STOLE an idea that my buddy Hoover had like 3 years ago. His idea was to
make comic book like marketing material for software. He also foreseen doing some type of movie/commercial
with a classic comic book look. Well this isn't the 1000th time this has happened to Hoover on the RUINING
of his ideas, he just needs to stop writing secret internet cyber code and HURRY UP. If I had a penny for each
idea that was swiped from his greasy mitt, I have more POWWER than you could possibly imagine.

Link to Microsoft page with Ad as an Image

Third one is a charm.. I hope

Beavis Christ — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 00:30:06 GMT

I have been working with the Google search appliance for about a year, and MAN! support is a bitch with these.

Here is a picture of our THIRD replacement.

Every time we receive a replacement it was because the issue we were having was a "known issue" and the fix they gave us was a new appliance. The other night we had a planned power outage, so we shut down all of our servers for it. After 8 hours we powered them all back on, and what do you know the only one NOT to come up was the yellow one. Maybe the ones we have are yellow because they are lemons or maybe we should just HANG ourselves. I really hope this THIRD CHARMER gives us better luck cause the next time we have a issue that is resolved by sending out another, I will have to pull out my Light saber and DESTROY this robot.

Here are some more HIGH QUALITY pictures

Remote Access Droid

Remote Access Droid 2

System Administrator JUNK Pile

Beavis Christ — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:05:45 GMT

This is a System Administrator "work bench" of JUNK.

PS... Treo's SUCK to support

Dude your getting a DELL ... or not

Beavis Christ — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:58:21 GMT

Yesterday I went to dell.com com and got this...

I bet one of there web server RAID arrays got RUINED like all the Dell raid arrays I have seen these days.

All Base Belong to US --->Microsoft

Beavis Christ — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:43:31 GMT

I think it is HELLariUS that Microsoft in a NICE way is saying to Palm "0\/\/n3d".
I created this picture above to show what Microsoft should have put on the AD.

-M1cr050fT- has hit the FRAG Limit.........

Words that will give you a scare.

Beavis Christ — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 04:24:30 GMT

Here are a couple of words that make me feel sick when I see them.

INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE

UNEXPECTED_KERNAL_MODE_TRAP

IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

FAT_FILE_SYSTEM OR NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM

ATTEMPTED_WRITE_TO_READONLY_MEMORY

PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA

THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER

DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

and finally

KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED

I hope this is the only time I have to look at these again... but I do admin windows systems so I am sure I am doomed. VIVA the INTERNETZ!!!

The Little Things I Notice

Beavis Christ — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 04:10:17 GMT

Today we bought a new 2005 1/2 Volkswagen Jetta and coolest part of the car is this little light diffuser.

Click Image for Close Up

These are the kinds of things I like to see on stuff that costs a bucket of cash. I know it is just a small VW emblem on a light but DANG... that is attention to detail. They must know that things like that make nerds like me drool.

Mess with a Web Developer that uses Windows and IE

Beavis Christ — Sat, 12 Mar 2005 06:48:50 GMT

Here is something to do if you want to mess with a Web Developer that uses Windows and Internet Explorer. First create a folder called notepad on the desktop. And that is it, you are done. Now everytime the Developer is in Internet Explorer and is debugging code or something, and trys to "view source" a "notepad" folder will open instead of the NotePad application. See how long they cry before they figure (google) it out.

Internet Explorer RSS Feature???

Beavis Christ — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:18:04 GMT

Looks like MS is trying to make it seem like IE has a RSS feed feature, or HAS a "NEW" feature. Here is an image on the front page of the Microsoft.com, it makes it seem like IE has a new feature, when it does not.

Here is where the image on the Microsoft LINKS to

CHUMPS...even if they did make a RSS reader feature, I bet it would suck like the .NET one they made or funded.

VIVA GAZA!!!

Limited Edition Nintendo Gameboy DS

Beavis Christ — Fri, 14 Jan 2005 06:06:53 GMT

Seems some kids feel the same about the Gameboy DS not supporting the old NON GameBoy Advanced Carts. Check out this LIMITED EDITION GameBoy DS with battle damage. These kids RULE for doing this, here is a crappy cell phone picture of the GOODNESS.

Giggling with Google

Beavis Christ — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 06:12:23 GMT

Two Robotz Pointing (click here for picture) I finally got to touch one of these Google Appliances, and wow was it Cold. I wanted to Crack it open, BUTT it has some of those HEX Security screwzzz on it. I wish the Google Logo on the top was PAINTED on but it was just a big plastic sticker... cheap bass Turds. Satan is always in Technology (click here for picture)

Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day

Beavis Christ — Sat, 31 Jul 2004 06:11:26 GMT

This is the day we should just play Quake all day long. And hand out what is in the picture to USERS that come to us on this day of the Sys Admins.

Treo 600 Reset Tool

Beavis Christ — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 06:06:59 GMT

Here is a Treo 600 Reset Tool a friend of mine created. Every body with a Treo NEEDS to have this. Picture of the Treo 600 Reset Tool

MAC OS XP

Beavis Christ — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 07:16:06 GMT

This is one of the coolest MAC’s EVER seen!

Image Found at www.creativemac.com

Tablet Pc 2004 Upgrade

Beavis Christ — Thu, 22 Jan 2004 07:09:07 GMT

An article at WinPlanet States that in Mid-2004 Release there will be a free upgrade for First-Generation Windows XP Tablet Pc Edition Customers. I haven’t seen this on the Microsoft site so we will have to see if this is true. Link to WinPlanet Article

MS Services for Unix 3.5 for Free

Beavis Christ — Thu, 22 Jan 2004 07:07:13 GMT

Microsoft has released Services for Unix 3.5, they have added Server 2003 and other enhancements to Services for Unix 3.0. One really nice thing is Microsoft finally is giving this away for FREE. I wonder if they are going to refund all the suckers that paid for the previous versions? Link To MS SFU

Old Idea: IT in a Box

Beavis Christ — Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:48:21 GMT

This was an Idea that some of my friends and I had like 2 years ago, looks like somebody made it. Basically it is an office in a network appliance, email, file server, domain, webserver, dns, print server, wireless, etc... Link to Site

Another Outlook miss

Beavis Christ — Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:46:57 GMT

Why wasn’t this put in to Outlook 2003? I guess MS will just buy them out and add it to Outlook 2005. News Gator RSS News feed for Outlook

Forget Longhorn BOB is the way to go!

Beavis Christ — Thu, 11 Dec 2003 06:41:46 GMT

This is what technology is ABOUT!

Pocket PC Voice Command

Beavis Christ — Sat, 08 Nov 2003 06:21:21 GMT

Microsoft released there Voice Command application for Pocket PC and Mobile PC, I hope it works as well as all the voice commanded devices in all the scifi shows I saw as a kid. MS Voice Command Link

Apple the Ruiner

Beavis Christ — Sat, 01 Nov 2003 05:19:35 GMT

Make sure to keep those firewire drives plugged in to your mac when you upgrade your OS to Panther, NICE "feature" helps you get rid of all your data off your firewire drives. At least Windows XP didn’t REMOVE data. Here is a link that has more info

Microsoft PLANS for better Security

Beavis Christ — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 05:18:43 GMT

I went to a microsoft Security and Strategies Conference, and learned some news on there plans for future windows patches. They are going to put a "roll back or "undo" feature for all there patches, so if the new patch breaks something you can revert back to the old state and resolve your issue, then reapply. I think this might BITE them in the ass, cause if I were a Cyber Pirate, I would create my scripts/viruses/trojans to uninstall or "roll back" / "undo" patches similar to how some current ones disable Virus scanners and Firewalls. This is just my thoughts WHICH may not mean anything to you. But then why are you reading this...

NEW BLOG WITH RSS SUPPORT

Beavis Christ — Thu, 30 Oct 2003 05:17:42 GMT

Here is the new Helpfarm BLOG with RSS support. RSS support thanks to www.michaelhoover.org

USB Memory free 4 ME !

Beavis Christ — Wed, 29 Oct 2003 05:14:28 GMT

I finally got a cool worth something gadget from a Tech conference. A 64mb USB memory Pen by Wolverinedata! I know USB memory isn’t the newest technology, BUTT it was FREE and it is MINE NOW. It got my SEAL OF APPROVAL , for ONE reason... you say cause it writes in black, has 64mb of memory, supports windows 98SE and up, MAC OS 9.x and up, supports Linux 2.4x and up, or maybe cause it is SILVER. I say NOPE cause it was FREE!!!

MS LongHorn BORRRRING Still

Beavis Christ — Tue, 28 Oct 2003 05:11:26 GMT

Well reading this STILL makes me feel BORED about Microsofts New OS Longhorn. I still have not found anything interesting about it besides the new file system that will suck I bet. Here is some linkage if you care.Linker

New FRogger 4 cHumpzz

Beavis Christ — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 04:08:18 GMT

I Finally found a decent blog for all my usless time on earth. VIVA TEXAS!

KILLER ROBOTZZZ

Beavis Christ — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 04:01:49 GMT

R0b0T soldiers would RULE, anything dealing with RObotzzzzz rules. I want one to beat peoples asses that bother me. I want an R2 unit that has a built in Mallet to SMASH with. Check out what out goverment is doing with Georges Ideas.

http://www.sundayherald.com/36926

Taken from above:

A Scottish computer company has designed Star Wars inspired robot soldiers for the Pentagon.

ROBOT soldiers manufactured to kill enemy troops have been designed for the Pentagon by a tiny Glasgow computer company which is set to make millions from the deal.
Essential Viewing says the technology comes straight from the world of science fiction. Chief executive Simon Hardy said the technology had its nearest equivalent in the Star Wars movie Attack Of The Clones.
“Our technology means you can steer an unmanned tank, plane, boat or a robot on the frontline from a military base behind the lines or in another country. The intention is to create wars without humans. We are going in the direction of Stars Wars and Attack Of The Clones-style combat.”

Errors I like that aren’t windows Errors

Beavis Christ — Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:57:28 GMT

These are errors are ones I LOVE to see, that aren’t Windows Errors... Why do people still use that old technology UNIX.

Warning: file(/www/Cornelius/templates/techopolus.com/style.css): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 210

Warning: implode(): Bad arguments. in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 210

Warning: fopen(/www/Cornelius/quotes.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 215