HelpFarm Frog
Thursday, September 25, 2003

Awwwsome posssum new hardware from dell, I am starting a donation for me. Please paypal me some money so I can get these and review them for my 0wn personal use. Thank you please drive through.

Below taken from http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2003-09-25-dell-cover_x.htm
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Dell DJ and Dell Music Store. The DJ is an MP3 player. The music store, however, is likely to get more attention, given the hotly debated issue of online music and popularity of Apple Computer’s iTunes music downloading service.
Dell Media Experience. This is a screen that can pop up on a Dell monitor on top of Windows, so it would be the first screen a Dell PC user would see. Microsoft for years prevented computer companies from doing this. Dell is aiming to make Media Experience an easy way for users to find music, photos, connections to radio stations and other media without having to open other programs or search Windows’ file system.
New wireless-capable versions of Dell’s Axim handheld computer. As an example of Dell’s clout, within two quarters of launching its first handheld, Dell grabbed 36% of the market.



Thursday, September 25, 2003 9:03:57 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [0] | Hardware#
Monday, September 22, 2003

R0b0T soldiers would RULE, anything dealing with RObotzzzzz rules.  I want one to beat peoples asses that bother me. I want an R2 unit that has a built in Mallet to SMASH with.  Check out what out goverment is doing with Georges Ideas.

http://www.sundayherald.com/36926

Taken from above:

A Scottish computer company has designed Star Wars inspired robot soldiers for the Pentagon.

ROBOT soldiers manufactured to kill enemy troops have been designed for the Pentagon by a tiny Glasgow computer company which is set to make millions from the deal.

Essential Viewing says the technology comes straight from the world of science fiction. Chief executive Simon Hardy said the technology had its nearest equivalent in the Star Wars movie Attack Of The Clones.

“Our technology means you can steer an unmanned tank, plane, boat or a robot on the frontline from a military base behind the lines or in another country. The intention is to create wars without humans. We are going in the direction of Stars Wars and Attack Of The Clones-style combat.”

Monday, September 22, 2003 9:01:49 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [3] | Tech#
Wednesday, September 17, 2003

WOW, these just keep on trucking in... my buddies alway try to out do themselves, here is another useful Script to add to you logon.

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net use t: \\stevens\sucks\ass
IF NOT EXIST "t:\lineto.stevensmoms" Goto ACTION2 ELSE goto ACTION1 

:Action1     
del Local-Offline*.txt
copy t:\*.txt ..\local\stevensmomshouse
for %%I in (numberinline*.txt) do (
for /F "tokens=1-6 delims=/-: " %%A in ("%%~tI") do (
set CRDATE=%%C%%A%%B
        )
)
ren numberinline*.txt newnumberinline%CRDATE%.txt 
GOTO ACTION2 
 
:ACTION2 
net use t: /delete

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 9:00:37 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [0] | Funny#

Here is a really cool script that one of my buddies came up with, EVERBODY will make use of it.
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if NOT exist C:\winnt\los-mom.jpg
net send /DOMAIN:listen.com Los’ mom is not accepting new clients
sleep 5
net send /DOMAIN:listen.com that beeotch is booked solid

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 8:59:29 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [0] | Funny#
Wednesday, September 10, 2003

These are errors are ones I LOVE to see, that aren’t Windows Errors... Why do people still use that old technology UNIX.

Warning: file(/www/Cornelius/templates/techopolus.com/style.css): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 210

Warning: implode(): Bad arguments. in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 210

Warning: fopen(/www/Cornelius/quotes.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 215

Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218

Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 219

Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218

Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 219

Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218

Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 219

Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218

Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 219

Warning: feof(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/bonzono/www/Cornelius/Cornelius.php on line 218

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 8:57:28 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [0] | Tech#
Tuesday, September 02, 2003
Story of Joey One day, Joey was walking along in the forest, when he saw some nuts that had fallen off a tree. "Yum!", he shouted, "I love nuts!" Joey began to lick the nuts, because he so delighted in the saltiness of nut sacks. Joey continued to eat nut after nut, until he was totally full! Then Joey realized that he had just eaten lots of fiber-o’s for breakfast. Then the exploding diarreah hit and his runny shit went everywhere. The End. Story by: SaucyCG
Tuesday, September 02, 2003 8:56:26 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00) | Comments [0] | Stories#
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